Posts Tagged ‘iPad’
iPad – Mac unveils a girls best friend.
You know how girls do that weird thing where their vagina bleeds, well now Mac’s joining in with the likes of Tampax and the such to create the iPad. Wait? What? Oh, sorry, I’m being told by my associates I’m horribly mistaken. Well, unless they do some changes it seems that a lot of people are disappointed and that’s all these things may be used for in the end, cramming up a vajayjay.
It’s been mere minutes but already the internet is flooded with updates on the new “magical” iPad, in fact, twitter is experiencing problems due to the high yammering going on! I’m not sold. Basically this thing, like many are saying, is a gigantic iPhone. Although I find some features are cool, it still has a long ways to go.
If it’s running a similar if not identical operating system to the iPhone that means streaming videos is going to suck and be picky. Flash often doesn’t play and I can only hope they have it set up to view regular versions of pages instead of receive the “mobile adapted ones” which means the majority of people lose out on the good free porn websites.
I’m really shocked it doesn’t seem to have a camera! Now how are our future daughters supposed to show their tits to men twice their age on Stickam?!? I thought the whole reason we were developing this thinner & smaller technology was so that we could hide it and capture unspeakable things?
Those are the most important…other things like crappy multi-tasking’less options (having to close one app to get to another is lame Mac) as well as other things I’d like to see like developing a small control to blue tooth to the system for better gaming because lets be honest, the controls aren’t superb on iPhones and if they made it better could really jump into this gaming market.
Steve Jobs, you are a smart man..but you really need to give the people what they want…hover boards.
The new iPad
***THANKS TO JAMES FOR HIS COMMENT, Mac should have researched this a bit better, but makes my post even better haha***