Posts Tagged ‘cuba’
Marijuana.
This years been quite a busy one for me, 3 weeks ago I was in Cuba, last week I was away for my sisters wedding & in 2 days I’ll be in Mexico. Life’s so hard, I know. But on my way to Cuba myself and the misses were stopped by the police in the Cuban airport where we were asked if we smelt weed. I replied “no”, he then asked “do we have any weed on us” which i also replied “no”, because, well, we didn’t have weed/nor did we smoke any. There was absolutely no smell of marijuana on us, around us, anywhere in that entire airport I bet. Now this can be a little terrifying because you are in a foreign country and your rules don’t really apply anymore and you never know if you are being set up. Anyways, after running a dog through all of our stuff about 14 times they obviously found nothing, but that didn’t stop them. They then proceeded to want to look through all of our stuff. First the officer asked what was on my jacket, assuming it was weed? I’m not sure if he’s ever seen weed because it was dog hair, thing hair like gingery dog hair. He made that “ah, makes sense” face and continued looking, next he found my acai and some other fruit fucking juice mix and asked what that distinct smell was, thinking again, dope? no good sir, that’s the acai…”ah, makes sense”. Next they asked my girlfriend what her birth control pills were, could this be the drugs they sensed?!? Nope, after trying to explain to them what they were the lady looked at us and and pointed to her stomach and shook her finger “no?”, yup, bingo, no baby maker. This went on for about 30 more minutes before we were finally set free. I think if you’re going to try and set someone up and use it as a chance to search their stuff (and read my magazine article about a human jet and asked for my laptop) at least walk around with a marijuana perfume or rub hemp on my shit or something. Thank fuck they let me out of there after 30 minutes otherwise that condom in my ass filled with cocaine could have broken any second after that!!!
*note to customs: ‘ a joke, i am no heroin/cocaine mule*
I’ll try and update what I can while I’m away. In other good news I started toying with the new recording set up and it sounds great. Expect a new comedy album from Lulu & The Buffalo Factory this year as well as other new material from myself. I plan to release a full length rap album and a few other things. Updates soon.