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Today I found a book of thoughts & ideas from an interesting character. After inspecting it I found a part of it where he was trying to come up with either a tag for graffiti or a rap name playing off the word “trap”. What you are about to read will blow your fuckin mind its so genius:

Trapreal
Mctrapdonalds
Trapunzel
Backstreet traps
Trap De solei
Fuck trap
Segatrapenesis
Jurassic trap
Marilyn Montrap
The eiffel traptower
Velocitrapper
Trap apples
Arnold Schwartzatrapper
Trappin la Vida loca
Teenage mutant trap turtles
Trap willy 3 (my fav)
Alvin & the triptraps
Wayne traptzgy
Martin Luther trap
The great trap of china
Knights of the trapped table
Osama bin trapten
Scientraptology
9021trap

So get ready folks, trap rap is about to sweep the nation!

Today while waiting in line for my bagel I got an idea how great and obnoxious/condescending it would be to use a laser pointer in your day to day activities. I used it to show people where things were at work, tell people to stop doing something (like using their phone) and more. Tomorrow I plan to order my bagel with it, I’m going to point at my garlic bagel with it and say “I want that one” and since they screw up every day what I’d like on it I’ll use it to point out “that one (lettuce), that one (cucumbers), that one (red pepper) & that one (green peppers)….OH! and those (salt & pepper)” all with a red dot. I want to judge peoples reactions, I have a feeling they won’t be positive.

I’ll share my results tomorrow.

Here’s other great things you can buy for $1 at the Dollar store:

Metal engraver: Yup, you can buy a metal engraver at the Dollar Store for all your engraving needs.

Pregnancy Test: You can ACTUALLY buy a pregnancy test from the dollar store! Because believe it or not low income DO have sex and SOMETIMES produce babies…mind blowing. You can pick up your own at your local Dollar Store.

if it shows + just spend another buck and buy a coat hanger

There are stores around the city that offer any kind of print on a shirt for $35 give or take. I wonder how far you can take that…

Could you get a shirt made that degrades women? thats extremely racist? prejudice? etc? Would they ACTUALLY print it? The sign out front says ANYTHING.

Or what about this, you ask the owner to make you a shirt that says “I hereby sign over my entire store and all of its belongings to “your name here”, signed “owners signature” “date”. That way it’s a legal document which can be used in a court of law that gives you ownership to a store for the price of $35. If he/she refuses to make the shirt sue them for false advertising, its win/win.

I wonder why they do not talk about Jesus’ teenage or young adult years at all in the bible. I bet like most youth out there he had his rebellious stage. I know a couple of pastors/priests/ministers out there and generally their kids were more misbehaved then your average kid and I’d like to think that this was also the case for Jesus. What other reason could there be why they just skipped the whole thing, not a single note of mention!

I bet when they were writing the bible they were like:

Paul: “Ok gang, so we’ll talk about Jesus coming out of his virgin mother, we’ll skip ahead past his young boy years, nothing exciting there, next is …umm..oh..right..”

Matthew: “what is it Paul? what do we include next?”

Paul: “oh nothing, just the teenage years, we can skip those”

Matthew: “no Paul, what happened? they might be crucial in spreading the good word of the lord”

Paul: “nah, it’s just..you know, the usual crazy teenager kind of thing..caught with his first porno..first time he was grounded for smoking marijuana…that time we found him passed out in the opiate fields looking like Adam and a whore that looked like Eve..”

Matthew: “oh…right..lets turn a blind eye & skip all of that, we’ll go right to his 30′s”.

Paul: “deal.”

sweet jesus he