My World Population Me

Sometimes I worry about myself. I think it’s a mix of A.D.H.D & immaturity but regardless when it comes to things like studying I’m doomed. An example you ask? I read: The arrector pili is a tiny, involuntary muscle in the base of the hair follicle. I instantly think of Stephen Hawking. Why? Well, for some reason I assume Mr. Hawking has  a tiny penis, why I think of penis may be because of the “tiny, involuntary muscle” (he has no control over that thing…paralyzed.) or perhaps it’s because the word has “arrect” making me think of “erect” making me think of “erection”. Then, you’ve got “base of the hair follicle”, I instantly assume they mean pubes. Now, I don’t know what worries me more, the fact that I cannot focus and not think immaturely about something or the fact that when I learn about a strand of hair I instantly think of a penis. This is going to be at least a 2-3 session’er at the docs this week.

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