Porno’s are for lovers.
Lastnight a friend of mine tried to pitch a movie idea to me and said I should get it made. He gave me a loose plot and ended it with “then at the end there is a big sex scene and they fuck each other”. I asked “so it’s now a porno?” and his reply was “It’s not a porno if they love each other.” HAHAHA. I’m going to use that for the porno love story..I am currently writing. This is the perfect response for when my folks inevitably find out what I’m working on…”Don’t worry mum, it’s not a porno if they love each other.”