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Archive for February, 2010

Sometimes I worry about myself. I think it’s a mix of A.D.H.D & immaturity but regardless when it comes to things like studying I’m doomed. An example you ask? I read: The arrector pili is a tiny, involuntary muscle in the base of the hair follicle. I instantly think of Stephen Hawking. Why? Well, for some reason I assume Mr. Hawking has  a tiny penis, why I think of penis may be because of the “tiny, involuntary muscle” (he has no control over that thing…paralyzed.) or perhaps it’s because the word has “arrect” making me think of “erect” making me think of “erection”. Then, you’ve got “base of the hair follicle”, I instantly assume they mean pubes. Now, I don’t know what worries me more, the fact that I cannot focus and not think immaturely about something or the fact that when I learn about a strand of hair I instantly think of a penis. This is going to be at least a 2-3 session’er at the docs this week.

Lastnight a friend of mine tried to pitch a movie idea to me and said I should get it made. He gave me a loose plot and ended it with “then at the end there is a big sex scene and they fuck each other”. I asked “so it’s now a porno?” and his reply was “It’s not a porno if they love each other.” HAHAHA. I’m going to use that for the porno love story..I am currently writing. This is the perfect response for when my folks inevitably find out what I’m working on…”Don’t worry mum, it’s not a porno if they love each other.”

Isn’t it weird that it’s someones job out there to prepare a post celebrity death video for someone while they are living just in case this happen to get hit by a bus tomorrow afternoon or more likely O.D on crazy pills/crack? Imagine if we all had our own post celebrity death video? I think I’d lie in mine, it would be like “everyone knows of the lovable, handsome, super intelligent, friendly, courageous, heroic, powerful side of him…but I bet you didn’t know at age 5 he found himself on a bus that had to maintain a certain speed otherwise it would blow up, killing everyone on it and he managed to drive it to safety. When he was in his teens he briefly managed Michael Jackson and got him a spot singing a song for the highly successful movie Free Willy but gave it up to pursue an IT program where he solved the worlds computer issue with the millennium bug saving the planet from an electronical meltdown. After years of charity work under a false name he helped celebrities like filming the Hoff drunk that night eating a cheese burger to help him realize his drinking problem leading him onto a path of recovery. At the time of his death he was the closest anyone has been to curing aids & cancer and scientists predict he would have solved it within a fort nights period had he lived on”.

What would yours have?

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It’s really funny seeing how some people randomly discover this blog. I’m proud to admit that a good chunk of you get here because you google the following, and I kid you not, these are top drawers of the random folk:

Penis In Vagina
Penis And Vagina
Porn for Small Girls (note: not Porn OF small girls, porn FOR small girls..i was going to try googling it myself to see what shows up besides us but I’m terrified of what the results may actually be)
Gingervitis
Blowing Up Cows With Bazookas

How splendid! So I decided to give the people what they want, SEX, in a post, so here, to please the masses:

“Porn of penis in a vagina where the vagina looks similar to a cow after its blown up with a bazooka for small girls with gingervitis”

This kills two birds with one stone because I always laugh at what kind of ads show up based on what I post and I think everyone will be happier if it has something to do with sex. Let’s test and see what shows up.

ps: Gingers have souls