My World Population Me

I want to pat Gary Starkweather (what a last name) and Xerox on the back. Back in the 70′s they revolutionized the printer world by creating the laser printer. HP stepped it up and did something even cooler…they made the worlds first mass produced printer for people called the HP “Laser Jet” printer. Can you think of anything more boring turned bad ass sounding then that? A LASER JET PRINTER! “Oh your printer can do a page in 5 minutes? Yeah well mine has laser’s and jet’s put into it, I just haven’t been able to find how to use it yet but oh man, when I do…WATCH OUT!”.

If I was Xerox I would have stepped it up one further with “Laser Jet Missile Dagger Tank Robo-Printer”. That shit would have sold out instantly and crumbled any competitors with its Laser blasting Jet flying Missile launching Dagger stabbing Tank tough Robotic ways!

Can you come up with other things out there that sound way more bad ass then they actually are?

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