My World Population Me

So due to the fact that I’ve become tremendously immersed in hockey again I thought I would do a MyWorldPopulationMe sports edition. A couple of days ago in Russia two teams in the under 10 years old league were having a game when suddenly a massive team brawl broke out between the two! Yes! A BRAWL…in -10 hockey. The Russians are generally quite tough & can be scary (remember that whole U.S.S.R incident), but they are not known to be the most intimidating in hockey…but I guess they are working on changing that. Check out these little scoundrels going at it in the video below.

If I had a peewee hockey team I would secretly hire a midget & make sure he shaved his beard clean then throw hockey equipment on him. It would blend right in, then make him the enforcer & he would pave down hundreds of small children leading my team to ultimate victory. I think his only role would be an enforcer as adults generally do not have the piss & vinegar that youth contain so scoring may not be his forte, but we’ve all got a role to play.

I’m trying to look up comparisons on the average midget/dwarf to see where they stand for energy, power, strength, etc compared to your average child and adult but no luck. If I can suss it out soon I’ll share it with you all. Oh ya, here’s that video:

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