My World Population Me

There’s an Electric Magnolia Co. song that has the lyric “I’ve been as lonesome as the world’s first ghost” which came up in a discussion my roommate Ash and I had today. We discussed what it would be like to be the world’s first ghost and Ash had this theory:

She would find a best friend and haunt the shit out of them. She would disguise herself so they never knew it was actually her and would fuck with their minds so hard that they would commit suicide. Then, she solves her solution by no longer being the world’s first ghost, all alone, because now she’s got a friend. Hopefully they would be so stoked to see her that they would either FORGET she’s the reason they are a ghost or be comforted to know they will no longer be haunted.

Ash, I wish you all the best.

What would you do if you were the world’s first ghost? Would you Clay Aiken it up and “Just watch you in your room”?…(Wait…I Already Am)

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