Jersey Shore, MTV, A girl getting punched and so much more.
If you don’t know what Jersey Shore is then you must really live under a rock..and I’m truly jealous and wish to join you to avoid future incidents like knowing who these people are. When I first heard about it I figured another piece of garbage churned out by MTV to ruin society and I was right. The problem is it’s so bad that everyone loves it, friends of mine speak of it regularly. The great thing about this that unfortunately launched it into massive popularity and is such a catch 22 is that one of these retards was punched in the face…and it was a female! I know women abuse is wrong, but you know how sometimes a minor gets charged as an adult? That’s like this, you must excuse the rules…this piece of work wanted to quit the show after 2 days because she felt she wasn’t getting enough attention..after being filmed taking off most of her clothes and getting into a hot tub with people, lifes so hard.
It’s great when good things happen to good people! Right? Well it’s the same when bad things happen to bad people! Hitler dying? Awesome! Saddam getting caught? Yay! Well “Snooki” getting punched in the face isn’t as big, but it’s not far off. Perhaps the next big step is making a show of people like Lauren from the Hills spin kicking Heidi in the throat or some crap like that. Maybe they can start some like “Hills Vs Shore: A Stab fest”! I’d tune in to encourage the longevity of that!
Snooki, here’s to many more hits in the face!
Sidenote: The puncher was a highschool teacher and lost his job over this hahaha.