Archive for September, 2009
And the winner of most embarrassing hair that likely made you everybodies bitch in prison award goes to….
THIS GUY.
He was arrested in a barber shop mid way through having his hair done and even offered police officers $1,000 to let him finish having his hair done. Hands down I would easily turn down a grand just for the million dollars worth of laughs I’d have forever being the one responsible for someone to have a mugshot like that!
Log your poo with new iPhone app.
It’s hilarious when a friend comes up with an idea for a website (that doesn’t work anymore, I’m pretty sure everything ever is on the internet except for my one secret idea i’m always trying to make exist) and of course it’s already out there but now you can also get an APP for it.
The new Poo log (I’ve always hated the word poo and how punny of log to be in there) crushes Steve’s dreams and covers everything with letting you time it, record it’s stats and do trivia. I honestly feel like nothing shocks us anymore, soon Kanye is going to have to dress up in a Nazi SS costume wearing a skinned George Bush face at an awards ceremony to pull another desperate media attention grab.
If you want to buy the new poo app click the image below:
Chinese baby is pregnant at the age of one.
That was a headline I read and when I clicked on the link I found THIS article. Still pretty mental, a one year old with a baby inside her stomach but not quite the same as actually being pregnant.
This made me want to see what other weird headlines existed and here’s a few I found:
“Miners refuse to work after death”
“Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over”
“Prostitutes appeal to Pope”
“Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency”
In other news we may have a podcast for the world shortly. We’ll keep you posted on whether it actually happens or not.
Myworldpopulationme gets hip! MOBILE STYLEZ.
That’s right, our website is apparently designed to look exactly like it does on your computer but now on your phone! In celebration I am going to begin to post more frequently like the old days, maybe not THAT often, but more than once every 2-3 months.
Going bald? We can help.
I came up with a theory after I had a cast on and upon taking it off noticed my hair was thicker compared to my arm that didn’t have a cast. Apparently it’s due to the fact that in your short hair cycle the new hair pushes out the old hair, but since it is protected by the cast it stays in for awhile and can come out with a simple scrub.
This gave me an idea, if you’re going bald and want to keep those sexy locks of yours then put a cast on your head for awhile, sure you may look dumb for awhile but the end result is worth it, a healthy, thick, luscious set of hair…just don’t wash it afterwards.
Don’t thank me, just doing my part for the world.