Archive for May, 2009
Movie Titles altered for porn round 2.
A few months ago I made a post about how funny movie titles altered into porno titles are and came up with a few of my own. Some examples are:
Grandma’s Toy
Got Rod
Citizen Kame
The Curious Case Of Ben jammin Butt
Poundhog Day
Lock, Cock & Two Poking Bare Holes
For the whole list go here.
Today I decided I’m going to post round 2, but to change it up I decided to use kids movies…for child porn titles. Let’s begin:
Cox & The Pound
Monsters, dinc.
Bukake & The Beast
Fingering Nemo
Golden CumAss
Stuart Dittle
Little Spermaid
Cherry Poppins
Sword & The Bone
Pochmyanus
What a way to end the night. Goodnight gang. More to come.
Renaming the swine flu/Mexican flu/H1N1
So this is likely the 10,000th time you’ve heard “media” talk about the swine flu/Mexican flu/H1N1. I both love it and hate it. I love it because it’s not more “war” talk or “recession” talk. This made people forget that neither of these stupid shitty things are really a big issue and it proved itself even slightly today by the stock markets going up and financial woes looking less dreary! I hate it because now it’s all I hear, another shitty thing for the media to latch onto and squeeze dry. With this comes annoying USELESS bitching. It’s hypocritical of me in a sense because my last 3 posts today have all been about how stupid people are, but that’s pointing out facts so I like to think it’s different.
I don’t know if you’ve heard about how Muslim & Jewish groups want the flu not to be called “swine flu” because of their sensitivities over pork. In case you are also unaware these groups consider pigs to be unclean and are forbidden from eating them. That is fine, to each their own…but hey!, assholes, just because you may get this particular flu does not mean you ATE pork..people who get aids did not EAT aids…they may have previously ate a penis that later GAVE them aids, but it’s NOT the the same thing.
Seriously, fucking suck it up! It’s not like it’s called “Nazi flu” or for Muslims the “i love Jesus flu”. If it somehow gets changed to one of those give me a call and I’ll come stand by your side to say this is not right, until then chill the fuck out.