Archive for April, 2009

A man is free after beating and attempting to rape a woman. yay society.

Back in 2005 a 27 year old asshole attacked an innocent 52 year old woman. While waiting for the metro this fuck tried to sexually assault her. He was pretty drunk and ended up slamming her face into a wall, stabbing her in the head, smashed in her cheek, jaw & eye socket and put her in a coma for a mere 2 months with brain damage. The judge ruled that since he did 2 years of community service for smaller charges like attacking 5 others and her he seemed to prove himself that he was better from his drug and alcohol addiction, so she set him free.

C’mon, give him a break, he was REALLY drunk …oh wait, I’ve been BEYOND drunk and still have yet to RAPE OR SEVERELY BEAT SOMEONE INTO A COMA AND ATTACK 5 OTHERS! I believe in people make mistakes, that’s why pencils come with erasers…but if the pencils go around stabbing everyone instead of drawing…shave that shit to nothing! I mean, his attack only left a permanent mental damage both physically and mentally on the lady…she has a massive scar on her face, she can’t even focus to read a book anymore and she can’t work…oh but you’re better now? That’s great! I’ve got a few friends with drinking problems, I think i’m going to tell them to just go bash some skulls and try and rape some clunge and things will get better for them.

World you’ve done it once again.

Quebec police officer finds baby in forest…decides not to abandon.

Earlier this week a police officer in Quebec rescued a 1 year old baby that was abandoned by his father in a forest. Thankfully a helicopter spotted the baby and a 33 year old officer came to the rescue! When he found the young ruffian he picked it up and booked it quoted as saying “it was full throttle”. This is wonderful news! The thing that bothered me is when I read another quote from the officer:

“In this child, I saw my own little guy abandoned, and I said, ‘There’s no way we’re leaving this child freezing here all alone in the forest,’ “.

Now I understand how this could make him think of HIS 2 month old child…but is he saying if he didn’t have a little one of his own there is a possibility of him getting there and saying “nah..never mind, I think he looks happy here..alone in the forest, he’ll be ok, bye baby”??? why the fuck would you say that? “I saw that old lady moments from burning to death in the flames and thought “hey…if this was my grand mother that would really suck”..so there was NO way I was going to let her burn”.

people are retarded.

"FULL THROTTLE!!!"

Child Beauty Pageants

I’m going to go out there and say it…child beauty pageants are one of the creepiest things on earth. They are creepier than a scruffy man standing on the outside of a fence staring at kindergarten kids whispering “come here my pretties, i want to lick you & see what you taste like”. Seriously.

I feel so bad for these kids! This has to be child abuse. Mothers/Grandmothers/whomever…just because you are now an attention craving fat ugly disgusting piece of shit does not mean you should try and live your life vicariously through your daughter. Don’t you DARE give me that “she’s happy doing this though” bullshit! ERRONEOUS! FUCK YOU! SHE IS NOT! Put on Dora the fucking explorer in front of her and watch the smile on her face! Give her some Bratz dollz and watch her glow! LET HER PLAY OUTSIDE WITH HER FRIENDS AND WITNESS THE ENJOYMENT SHE’LL HAVE!

Not to mention, dropping a few G’s on dresses? Make up? Hair? Lessons?!? You could build her a fucking tree fort palace with marigold round on the outside with a solid room that’s strictly a water bed with a massive aquarium for a ceiling/walls in the hallways with the same money!

You are not your daughters best friend! If she knew anything else she’d enjoy it and you’d be alone! SAD AND DESPERATE! like you fucking deserve!

I’ve got a talent for your daughters next pageant performance, let her show off her knot tying and rope skills! You can even volunteer! Get on a chair on stage (WOW! YOU’RE IN THE SPOTLOT NOW TOO BEAUTIFUL!) let her tie a knot, throw it around your neck…then kick out the chair and show everyone how talented she is that her knot skills kept the noose together! HOORAY!

Shame on you.