Archive for March, 2009
Being in a lotto 6/49 commercial.
I’ve done some film stuff before and it’s pretty fun. You can get paid pretty awesome and you get treated like royalty..kind of, but anyways, people cater to your needs and generally it’s pretty good. But I could NEVER be in a lotto 6/49 commerical…how the FUCK can those people pretend to be so happy? That would be the saddest moment of my life, doing something I know I will never experience. I could fight dinosaurs, fly a jet, blow up cars with my mind and more in film no problem, but pretend to be excited when a loved one says we won? No fucking way! Because that connects to close to home of something I really would love to have in life. I mean, i WOULD want to fly a jet or fight a dinosaur or fly and shit, but I’ll never be able to. Lotto 6/49? I buy those weekly and every time I read the paper monday and see nobody has won yet I run to the shop thinking I have the winning ticket! Who am i? like I’m going to ever fucking win. You know how the dude who played superman was depressed because he wanted to actually be superman afterwards? thats how i would feel doing lotto 6/49…i would want to walk away actually having millions. fuck that, no way. Note to people who want to hire me for videos, don’t waste your breath if that’s what its for. Unless it pays millions.
Magic Goat arrested after stealing a car.
Recently a goat was being held in police custody in Nigeria on suspicion of attempted robbery of a Mazda 323 car. Apparently some vigilantes took the goat in claiming it was a male criminal who had used magic to transform himself into a goat in order to evade being captured. They said to are thinking of what to do and won’t base any decisions without scientific evidence that he actually did transform.
This is mental! Why am I not in Nigeria stealing everything I can?!?
“Sir, did you steal all of the money from these 4 banks, put it into a stolen Mercedes and kidnap our countries top model?”
“Nope, it wasn’t me, it was….that….chicken?”
“Thank you! Here is $50 from crime stoppers for giving us a tip to solve the crime”
What kind of world are we living in?!?
Technology.
Today’s theme is technology. This is because I decided today that I must go buy an electronic device to film HD this month so we can really get going on things! This means videos are coming, muahaha!
In support of this, I present this wicked video, why don’t we have this now?!? ps: I’ll update more after this weekend, I’m in the studio friday so things will be less hectic after then!
accidental racism.
I think there’s only been two times in my life that I’ve been accidentally racist. The first incident happened when I was 11 years old, my friends brother said “if you eat too many carrots it can actually tinge your skin orange”, to which I replied “& if you eat too much shit you turn brown”… The brother immediately turned to me with cut eyes & said “that’s so racist” & stormed off… Man I felt terrible, you think I’d put up a better guard… But no.
Three days ago I was in Chicago o’hare airport arriving from a trip to Mexico, after spending the last 8 days there my mindset was stuck on Mexican life & as I passed through customs I’m looking for which bay will have my luggage when a guy asks me “where city are you looking for friend?”, after I told him where he directed me to the right area & I’ll tell you what not to say, don’t say “gracias!” if the guy you are saying it to is Mexican but living in America. Very suave.
Chinese sitcoms.
I was talking with Ash tonight when suddenly there was an advertisement on tv for “Da Kink In My Hair” and it got me thinking how you do not see a lot of shows created for a target audience of a certain race. This is not to say if you are not black you cannot watch Da Kink In My Hair, I’m just saying it’s not trying to connect with a 40 year old caucasian as its target market. Same goes with that show with George Lopez (oh fuck I hope it’s George Lopez in it or I’m in trouble) that’s designed to reach a more Hispanic/Mexican audience, there’s an assortment of race oriented shows, even Little Mosque On The Prairie! Now, I understand why these shows exist, there’s a lot of different races in the Western society so they are reaching out to them since 99% of shows are using caucasians. But how come they have nothing for the Chinese? Surely there’s almost as many Asians in North America as there are most races non-caucasian! Why the fuck do they not have a show here with awkward situations, cheesy dialogue and rom com formula’s making a “hit” North American chinese sitcom? It seems like it would be a dynamite of a show! Can you even think of any shows with a Chinese character playing even close to a lead? (only one we could think of was the neighbour in King Of The Hill).
Can you think of any???
***ps: the blogs back, you can start checking it again, sorry, after 9 flights and being away half the year I’ve got more time to do things again!!! We’re over the hump of busy’ness and moving forward now!
pps: image searching “asian” brings up primarily porn…when I tried searching almost any other “race” it didn’t have the same results…weird…