quit smoking and win a car.
I hate those ads everywhere that are battling lung cancer & encourage you to quit smoking in a certain month & you’ll win a car! What about those of us who don’t smoke? Do we get to enter for betting the others to the punch? I’ll take up smoking for a day & quit if it means I can win a car. Everyone says smoking is one of the hardest things to quit so my odds of winning have to be pretty good if I’m one of the few to actually quit.
How come there isn’t a ton of awesome contests where only non-smokers can enter, wouldn’t that entice the smokers to stop killing themselves & come win sweet prizes with us?
I think despite the worlds attempt to stop smoking through raising prices, banning it in buildings, etc we are still backing it with special contests, extra breaks at work & more. I demand a contest where I am entered for free for a chance to win a car because I don’t smoke at all for a month! Who’s with me?!
But Dru, why would anyone possibly want to quit smoking? It’s a proven fact that smoking makes even the dullest people cool (also see leather jackets, wearing sunglasses inside and one foot leaning against walls).