Archive for January, 2009
The lottery is just like religion.
As I was going to bed last night it came to me that the lottery is quite similar to religion. Now I know many religions frown upon gambling, but they shouldn’t!
First off, when I gamble, it gives me hope! I buy my $3 Lotto 6/49 ticket and hope to all fuck I win the jackpot. Second, the wonders of winning the jackpot and the happiness it brings will change my life. On top of that, every week I invest a little bit of my pay check towards it so it may continue to bring happiness to people of this great earth! Also, every sunday I make my way towards a place of hope. To top it all off, I’ve never seen this holy jackpot, but I know it’s out there and that hope will guide continue to guide me!
Praise all thee holy gamblor!
full house, amen.
An example of when a famous saying doesn’t work..
“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”.
…said by a pedophile.
Speaking of which, my girlfriend calls me a pedophile, but what does she know..she’s only 7.
Happy new year everyone, lots to come in myworldpopulationme ’09!
I know what he wants and he'd love for that boy to do it back to him!