New born baby make-up.
I was talking with the legendary Paul “Evil” Jackson and we were discussing how gross a new born looks. It’s covered in goo and insides and looks just awful. We solved this.
Why is it that when someone passes away they are all done up to look better than when they were alive but when they are born they are left all natural and sick. They should have a lady sitting under the bed the lady is giving birth in that has a little make-up set up and when that little shit pops out they can spray it down, wipe off residue, apply some blush, cover-up, eye shadow, shiny lip gloss, etc etc and then present it to the mother..it’ll look SO beautiful. Everyone knows a girl only looks good with make-up on, babies are no different.
Make the right decision, hire the myworldpopulationme baby make up team and we’ll send a professional make-up artist to your birthing (for the right price..but seriously we’ll get you a professional artist) and you can have the most modelerific new born in the ward! Your very own Anne Geddes!
photo cred to the onion!
I hate it when I see a girl relaxing on the couch without makeup on. Doll yourself up and get back in the kitchen, bitch!