My World Population Me

I am going to admit this to you since we’re best friends and best friends should be able to tell each other these kinds of things…I was once a boy scout…for like 4 years (plus a few years in Beavers & Cubs).

We did exciting things like play some game where we had to choo-choo train each other, find kindling, canoe, widdle, and more. One camping trip we took was to Wisconsin where we slept in little tents, practiced bow & arrows, target practice with pellet guns and swam in freezing water at 5am. These were the more fun aspects, on a not so awesome note we were also stuck in a massive storm, a tornado touched down really close to us, one of the biggest tree’s I’ve ever seen was hit by lightning and nearly crushed us & I was bitten by 3 ticks, 1 of which gave me lyme disease (I was the first case to be cured by the disease in the world, fact). So I raped it and gave him aids. Ok, I didn’t, tick – 1, me – 0.

I guess it could have been worse, my scout leader could have molested me…which would be really awkward because my scout leader was my dad.

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