My World Population Me

I was talking to my girlfriend the other day because things have been a little rocky as of late and it needed to change. I told her “listen, you’re almost a teenager and it’s about time you start acting like one! You’re roaming around with no direction and a mature and stable individual like myself can’t waste anymore time with a useless twat like you until you can commit yourself to something”. She was obviously pretty bummed, by pretty bummed I mean she was devastated but I can’t blame her, I’m a catch.

Anyways, her mum just called me today to say she finally committed herself to something, I was proud of her, the unfortunate thing was that it was to suicide.

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