Hum poem.
I decided today I’ll write a poem for everyone because I haven’t written a poem in years, Shakespeare would be proud.
Oh babes, won’t you please do something for me
something so sweet it’ll fill me with glee
something so fantastical I’ll drip drops of pee
please lover won’t you do this for me
won’t you hum my balls in the lowest octave you can go
will you raise and lower the notes to and fro
won’t you go as long as you can possibly go
I ask you try and mimic the sound of an oboe
or sound like the singer from the crash test dummies
you can crouch, you can bend or you can get on your knees
you can do this and i won’t call you a sleaze
my pleasure box is locked and baby you got the keys