Labradoodles.
I was reading about how we can make Labradoodle’s, a mix between a labradoor & a poodle obviously. If we can do that, why can’t we make dragons?
It’s pretty much just a lizard and an eagle mixed together! How come nobody has put these two creatures in a room together, fed them Jack Daniels and let them get wild? I’m pretty sure that’s the romantic story that brought me to this lovely planet.
Seriously though, I heard Canada sent 4 million dollars to Gaza for aid, but that 4 million dollars could have gone into the production of dragons. You could then threaten both parties that if they continue fighting you will unleash dragons upon them and ta da, the war is over, no more fighting & the world just got a million times cooler.
labradoodle...next stop dragons.
Also, here’s an example of what we can get monkeys to do, if we had dragons we could train them to fly us around town, imagine being dropped off at school by a fucking dragon?!?