My World Population Me

Tonight I wanted to get a lot done like clean, practice guitar & piano, play video games and more and instead of doing any of those I ended up watching a program on Pelican Bay prison for over 2 hours. They talked about all of the 4 “gangs” inside called the whites, the blacks, the northern mexicans & southern mexicans. The gangs are so mental that with the blacks gang, even bloods & crips stick together just to be safe.

For fights and protection they make prison weapons out of anything they can find, these guys are true MacGyvers! They can fold paper so tight it becomes a blade, or they take the elastics out of their boxer shorts, use it to cut off the plastic handle of a coffee mug and sharpen it into a shank. These weapons can be sold for drugs and other valuable sources. They hide them in the walls and floors by making a paste and painting it to blend it into the wall.

Now all this work is MENTAL! I can’t believe everything they go through to make these weapons and hide them. I know what I’d do, and just may, I think I’m going to make like 6 small skinny rubber sharp shanks. I’ll take these small skinny shanks and place them inside a rubber dildo and place this inside my anus. I’ll walk around with it inside me every day because you never know when you’ll be arrested and end up inside the joint. Rest assured, when I do, I’ll pass through the security check without setting off the metal detector, once inside I can get it out of me and make large profits amongst my fellow inmates. I wouldn’t doubt that this idea will be so popular all high level gang leaders will make it mandatory for junior gangsters to upon initiation must instantly place a plastic shank transporting dildo inside them for the rest of their days.

You’re welcome prison gangster world, you’re very welcome.

He would be proud.

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