Tonight on The Biggest Loser finale a guy talked about how he was wrestling with his child when suddenly it had a seizure. He was so upset he said, that he instantly went and had a burrito. That’s amazing! Forget calling the ambulance! It’s burrito time! I’m just kidding, I’m sure it was after all of the excitement, but it’s amazing how food is such a great thing to turn to for any situation!

It’s nice to see shows like this though that encourage people to lose weight because us Westerner’s are fatsos. Especially Americans! You’re lucky it’s only California sinking with all the fatties in that country, I wouldn’t be surprised if you drag down all of North America with you.

What I don’t get though is, why is Caroline Rhea the host? She’s just as fat as the people at the start of the competition! Plus, I swear to you all that fat the people on the show are losing is being compiled together and put into her tits! They’re twice the size of my head…each one!

put those things on the show!