Cheese Dick.
My apologies for not updating yesterday…and chances are I will be unable to update this weekend as I will be away but I’ll try my best! (thanks to the magic of cell phones).
Today I was told Vagina’s have similar bacteria associated with them as Fish (not just because people say a smelly vagina can smell like fish) and a penis has similar bacteria to cheese. I wanted to research this and found no concrete relationship between them but I did find this:
“Inside the genital folds of both males and females – and the area is much greater in females – a very small amount (~1-2 cubic mm – ~1/16,000-1/8000th of a cubic inch – per day) of a pasty substance forms, called “smegma” (Greek for “soap” – it washes out easily). It is made up of shed skin cells, skin oils, and a relatively small amount of bacteria. Similar stuff collects at the sides of your lips. If it is left, smegma develops a characteristic aroma, commonly compared to fish in women, cheese in men.”
Smegma is an amazing word. Just want to throw it out there. So there you go, unless someone can provide me evidence it seems this is the privates parts relationship to these splenderific smells!
Speaking of cheese dick, this reminds me of a story involving a 16 year old. Someone I used to work with started talking to a group of us about sexual acts and said how he does not like going down on his girlfriend. We started talking about it more and he revealed it was because she smelt rotten. Yum. From there he went on to talk about his own odours, when we dwelled on what he meant he explained “you know..how it can smell” and I asked if he meant like after a long day of sweating kind of thing? He said “no…you know, when it smells like…cheese”. At this point a girl sitting with us screamed and ran and I sat there with my jaw on the floor. When will 16 year olds learn to not tell people about their cheesy dinky. Gross. If you have a fishy/cheesey bathing suit area do yourself a favour and go see the doctors immediately.
cheesey!