“Don’t fuck with me man, I’VE GOT AIDS!”
If you ever find yourself in a situation where someone wants to fight you or mug you and you are not down for a scuffle, there is a quite simple solution to avoid it..
tell them you have aids.
I was walking one day when I heard someone yell to another guy while he was really drunk and stumbling “don’t fuck with me man! I’VE GOT AIDS” and it really got me thinking..NOBODY in their right mind would want to fuck with you if you had aids! It’s true, so imagine some dickhead wants to start something with you, say those words and if he knows whats good for him he’ll back off. It seemed to work for that guy, but I mean, he doesn’t really come out on top because I’m pretty positive he actually did have aids and likely will die from it shortly…that’s a downer, but in your case you are not dying, his loss is your gain.
Try it out and get back to me.
Fact: Over 50% of Canadian highschool students believe there is a cure for aids.
ha i actually have the pamphlet that gives that stat “no cure. not yet”
another fun fact: the number 1 cause of death for men in toronto is AIDS. so watch out.