Friendships.
Today I was speaking to a friend of mine about his gimp sore arm after falling off a bike drunk and now he couldn’t use it much. It got me thinking to something another friend had said to many years ago.
We were all hanging out when suddenly he told me I was a good friend and he just wanted to let me know that if in the event that I had lost my arms he would, as a friend, “jerk me off” if I needed to let one loose. To show me how much of a real friend he is he said he would “wear a glove and look away” and then performed the actions of someone looking away in disgust with his arm drawn out to his side flailing wildly like an epileptic kid. This was a true act of real friendship and I was honoured and felt all warm inside. What a beautiful act, man, friendship is majestical. Let’s all take a moment to reflect on great memories and then everyone take a moment to show some love like this to your bff, go offer them a jerk off.
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