Christopher Columbus.
Did you know there is no existing painted portrait of Christopher Columbus? Yeah, NOBODY actually knows what he looked like. What I don’t get is…WHY the fuck is there no portrait? It’s not like paintings didn’t exist (for those unaware yes they painted back in the 1400′s…) so what’s the excuse? Not famous enough to get a painting? I don’t think so, he kinda stumbled upon something big. My theory, he’s the most wretched thing that ever existed. What other reason is there for a painting not to have been created? Nobody wants to associate it with a pretty well respected name. I bet he looks like a human version of this:
its not about looks you shallow jerks