My World Population Me

this post is not about dog farts, but the dog farted on me as I started to write this and it’s screwing with my brain, similar to how villains use something to scramble a heroes equipment to stop them from using gadgets to catch them.

First I thought I would be writing about something to do with how no matter what kind of gum it is I suck the flavour out of it within a minute, but the sucking skills struck a thought (we all know where this is going) but it made me wonder if I was a girl would these skills relate to my blowjob giving abilities. I know I know, I don’t have to be a girl to make that possible, but it was the first thing I thought of, which lead me to wonder how I might be at other girl related activities. Like having a period, I think I would be a miserable bitch! I would, I think I would be whiney, just feel like it would be a day ruiner for me. What other girl acts..hmm..oh, cooking, I think I would be good at cooking. Haha syke, I’m just kidding. But say giving birthday, that cannot be fun..even though I’m thinking of it in the perspective of me being a woman, I still imagine the child coming out of my penis. The devil should make that happen in hell, I heard passing a kidney stone is utter shit so imagine that.

If I was a mother and developed Postpartum depression I think I’d end my child’s life by punting it off a bridge. I don’t know why but I always feel like punting a young child if I see one in public. I’m sure this will come back to haunt me when I have a child one day but until then, take that sucka’s! Anywho, I think I would be a sad, annoying, whiney & insecure girl, so I’ll stick to being a boy.

cheers to http://sidewayshatpat.wordpress.com for the photo!

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