Turban squash.
Have you ever seen these things? Named wrong for sure. They are named in this manner apparently because it looks like it has a “turban like swirl on its blossomed end”. They could not be more wrong, if you are calling it anything call it a tumor squash because it looks more like it has tumors coming off it than anything. If I sent you to get me one from the closest grocer and you had never seen one but I said “can you buy me a tumor squash” you would come back with the right one for sure. It’s time to rename that son of a bitch.
turban or tumor, you tell me.
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