Siamese twins.

Ash and I are watching a program about siamese twins and it got me thinking. How do siamese twins have sex? There are two girls with two hearts, 4 lungs, 2 stomach’s (but dispose of waste out of one ass) and have two arms. I asked if they are driving do both of them have to get drivers licence? Yes, yes they do. I asked if one can be drunk and the other is not if they can drive using only the arm of the sober one but no they can not. They aren’t sure who will get a ticket when they get pulled over either.

So let’s get back to the main topic at hand, if they are having sex, does one close their eyes or do they both do the same guy? (or girl if that’s what they are into). Is it incest if they are both involved? If one has sex with her boyfriend but the other isn’t into it is that rape? So many questions, what do you guys think?

Also, how come we have siamese people, siamese dogs, etc which are all attached, but then when you have a siamese cat it’s different?

I can only hope one day we find siamese great white sharks or siamese crocodiles! Imagine how amazingly scary that would be!

steps toward a siamese shark!

steps toward a siamese shark!

Leave a Reply