The animal match making service of Christ.
When Jesus and Noah teamed up and Noah built an arc, gathering together two of every creature on this planet and packing them in what I would naturally assume would be one hell of a packed boat how do you think they went about to choosing what two animals matched up together? Like did they gather a list of the strongest, smartest & most elegant of its species and have them compete to see who makes the cut? Similar to try outs for the olympics? Or did they just kidnap two of them and forcefully make them like each other? Like an arranged marriage. Did Jesus use his jedi-esque powers to make them fall in love and mate? Perhaps there was a massive animal dating service and they found who was the most compatible and would breed the best and they made the cut.
It would not be fun to be one of the thousands to millions of animals of your species who did not get chosen. That’s like not being invited to the cool club but instead of feeling like more a loser you get the shit end of the stick and drown.
Also, what if the animals just could not get along no matter how hard Jesus tried. They tried to mate and get along in day to day activities but there’s a lot of stress I can imagine in a boat FILLED with millions of other animals, I couldn’t have a nice conversation with someone if two tigers or cobra’s were sitting beside me. Perhaps that’s why Dodo’s are extinct, they were crammed between two really dangerous and scary animals and could not just spark the magic.
Why didn’t Jesus just text God and say “how about this…don’t make the flood happen.” and everything would have been avoided.
it wasn't all rainbows and happy faces i bet..