worst pun ever.
I’m sure most of you can relate to me when I say: It fucking SUCKS smashing your “funny bone”. Today I hit my “funny bone” and my hand was paralyzed for a minute. What a flaw in our design! Why isn’t that part of the elbow protected a little better? We should have shells like turtles there or something, shit, way to let us down evolution! I looked up why exactly it is called a “funny bone” and here is what I found:
“A pun on the word humerus. It is the inner condyle of the humerus; or, to speak untechnically, the knob, or enlarged end of the bone terminating where the ulnar nerve is exposed at the elbow; the crazy bone. A knock on this bone at the elbow produces a painful sensation” – Infoplease.com
Following this years word of the year I’m sure thanks to US politicians it’s time for CHANGE!!! Who’s with me! No longer shall we refer to it as the funny bone! There is nothing funny about it! Well except to those around me who laugh at ones misfortunes (ok so I’d laugh too if it didn’t happen to me) but lets make this happen. From now on lets call it anything similar to: “painful bone”, “fucking hurts bone” or “god damn bone”.
shit's weak!