how to buy a store for $35

There are stores around the city that offer any kind of print on a shirt for $35 give or take. I wonder how far you can take that…

Could you get a shirt made that degrades women? thats extremely racist? prejudice? etc? Would they ACTUALLY print it? The sign out front says ANYTHING.

Or what about this, you ask the owner to make you a shirt that says “I hereby sign over my entire store and all of its belongings to “your name here”, signed “owners signature” “date”. That way it’s a legal document which can be used in a court of law that gives you ownership to a store for the price of $35. If he/she refuses to make the shirt sue them for false advertising, its win/win.

fuck

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